School

(Written in 2014)

Ok, so I'm doing a SAC for English and we are doing an advertising campaign for a made up or real product and just for the pure fact that my teacher and I both love Jane Austen, I am indulging her fantasy of a Darcy body pillow.

I know this sounds a bit off but I have a friend with anime body pillows and I thought, 'who wouldn't want to sleep with Darcy?' Obviously it wouldn't be the real Darcy - Colin Firth, Matthew McFadyen, Laurence Olivier or David Rintoul, whichever you prefer - but it would be as close as any Austen-obsessed or lonely girls could get to sleeping in the arms of a handsome man who depicts Regency England. I'm also toying with the idea of putting John Thornton (Richard Armitage, North and South) on the other side of the pillow, kind of a two in one.